Starring: David Warner (Steel), Susannah Harker (Sapphire), Sam Kelly (Eric), Joannah Tincey (Kate), David Horovitch (The Nostalgia)

Run time 2 hours

All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic, heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned.

A faded sitcom star wanders through the darkness of a deserted pier, haunted by the ghosts of his dead colleagues.